“I wanna report a murder. No, a double murder. They are two miles north of park headquarters. They were in a white Volkswagen Karmann Ghia. I’m the one that did it.”

One of the few scenes in any film I’ve ever seen that made my stomach churn. So genuine. Ugh.

New video from the fellas and I.

This one is called Dark Was The Site.

He didn’t say WHOSE heart he wanted… And I’m sharing this because, well, fuck your good sleep. 

This scene… watery eyes and knot in my throat every time.

SO, tonight I found out Woody Harrelson’s father killed my co-workers relative.

Got your attention? Thought so. 

Woody Harrelson came up because he did a disastrous AMA on Reddit trying to promote his new movie. We discussed how awesome Harrelson is, and I brought up (since my mind is filled with useless trivia) that in the novel of No Country For Old Men, McCarthy mentioned the murder of Judge John H. Wood, whom was actually assassinated by Harrelson’s father, Charles Harrelson, who was a contract killer. I said, “What are the odds he’d end up in the film version of the novel?” (even though the movie omits any mention of this.) My co-worker then replied, “Yeah, in fact… one of my relatives was assassinated here in Texas long before I was born…” 

and that set off the hunt. After a couple of Google searches and reading Wikipedia articles, we found out that that Judge who was assassinated (here in San Antonio, as a matter of fact) was none other than my co-worker’s relative.

And that’s how we deduced the father of Mr. Zombieland and Kingpin murdered my co-workers relative. What a fun night of feeling like a detective. 

Another new little video from us. This one is called “Rage.”

Sometimes, fathers and roommates get angry. Sometimes they go a little too far.

Anyways, it’s a laugh riot, and super light-hearted.