Potential kitten that may become mine…
He’s such a cutie!
Gotta think hard on this…
I was THIS close to liking cats. As a long-time dog person, I recently was growing fond of cats. Namely, my roommate’s cat Soy. A charming enough fellow, he grew to form a bond with me. He’d watch me play Call of Duty, purr, and I’d scratch his head in return. All was well… until today.
Fresh out of work, I wanted to have a good shower, and relax in some fresh clothes from my laundry basket. Much as a child on Christmas, I eagerly reached in and towel-dried myself from the fresh basket, and donned some clothes… and then. I saw it.
I saw what Soy had done. The betrayal, so deep. The act, so foul.
Soy went and took a giant shit in my laundry basket. After I’d toweled myself with a towel from the shit-holding container of my clothes. My heart is broken.
Soy… you just set back your species in my book to a negative zero. You… you fuck.