Give Up The Ghost.

NEW SKIT UP. Just finished editing it and now, here it is.

The New Adventures of Bleach and Howl

Two do-gooder twenty-somethings decide to take matters into their own hands, storming the streets while fighting crime under the guise of their new personas… BLEACH and HOWL!

Our library has the finest literary milestones in stock.

As far as this whole Leo/Oscars relationship internet meme whatever is concerned… This wins. All of it.

YES.

New video just made featuring Albert and I.

It’s about me giving him a special gift. And a celebration… of our bodies.

Enjoy.

Albert wrote a song for me for Valentine’s Day.

Do you like butts?

You know you do.

If you ever feel worthless, like a fuck-up or that your life lacks direction, always remember this calculator which can’t do its one function.

Stay Frosty

Iceman: One more into the great good night. Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.
Ray: Man, when I get home, I am gonna eat the fuck out of my girlfriend's pussy.
Rolling Stone: Is that Shakespeare?
Whopper Jr.: Shakespeare wrote that?
Rolling Stone: *nods head*
Whopper Jr.: About his girlfriend's pussy?

Hey girl, I just saw this on the library bulletin board.

It’s an honest question, Mrs. Puff.

Putting this up in a public bathroom stall must count as doing God’s work. (Taken with Instagram at John Peace Library)